Paintball Fury
By Berude

IT WAS A SUNNY DAY IN TOKYO. THE RAPHA TEAM ARE SUN-BATHEING.

URANUS; I NEED SOME SUN-CREAM.

LINK GIVES URANUS SOME SUN-CREAM. CHICHIRI IS EATING SOME MOCHI CAKES. THEY HEARD LAUGHTER.

SQUAL; I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THAT NOISE.

ZEL; LET'S GO SEE.

THE RAPHA TEAM STOPPED WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND LOOKED AROUND. THEY SEE FIVE PEOPLE PLAYING IN THE WATER. ONE WAS A GUY WITH GOLD AND MAGENTA HAIR WITH HANDSOME EYES. ONE WAS A BOY WITH BLACK HAIR WITH A RED & WHITE CAP ON. ONE GIRL WITH BLOND, LONG HAIR WITH ODANGOS. THE OTHER HAS BLACK HAIR THAT REACHES HIS SHOLDERS AND WEARING A WEIRD GOLD CROWN. THE LAST ONE WAS A BOY WHO HAD A CAP ON HIS HEAD.

LINK; HEY, CAN YA KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE?!?

CAP BOY 1; WHAT FOR?

ODANGO GIRL; YEAH, WHAT?

URANUS;(KNOWS THE GIRL) USAGI? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

GIRL; IT'S SAILORMOON NOW!

ZEL;(TO URANUS) YOU TWO KNOW ONE OTHER?

URANUS; YEAH, SHE'S SAILORMOON.

SAILORMOON; HI URANUS!!

URANUS; WHO ARE THE OTHER 4? THEY YOUR BOYFRIENDS?

ASH; YUK, NO WAY. I'M ASH KETCHEM FROM POKE'MON.

YU-GI-OH; I'M YU-GI-OH.

GENKI; I'M GENKI FROM MONSTER RAUCHER.

KUZCO; I'M EMPEROR KUZCO FROM EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE.

CHICHIRI; YOU DON'T LOOK JAPANESE.

KUZCO; SO, I'M CUTE.

ZEL; WELL, KEEP YOUR NOISE DEEP DOWN K?

ASH; WE DON'T NEED TO.

ZEL; YOUR MAKING ME MAD HERE.

ASH; SO WHAT?

ZEL GETS ANGERY AND RUNS TO HIT ASH. BUT, SAILORMOON BREAKS IT UP.

SAILORMOON; STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.

GENKI; C'MON, WE'LL GO TO ANOTHER BEACH.

ASH KICKS SAND IN ZEL'S FACE. ZEL GETS MAD.

ZEL; I HATE THAT BRAT.

URANUS; HE IS PRETTY HANDSOME.

ZEL;(SHOUTS OUT TO THE BERUDE TEAM) TOMORROW, WE'LL FIGHT TO THE GROUND TO SEE WHO GETS TO BE KINGS OF THE BEACH!!!

KUZCO; DON'T YA MEAN HILL?

THE BERUDE TEAM BREAKS IN LAUGHS EXCEPT YU-GI-OH.

YU-GI-OH; I DON'T THINK FIGHTING WILL DO ANY GOOD.

ASH; WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

GENKI'S MOM CALLS TO GENKI.

MOM; GENKI!! COME ON! WE'LL BE LATE FOR OUR VACATION!

GENKI;(SHOCKED) THIS EARLY?

GENKI LEFT. THE BERUDE TEAM WILL HAVE TO FOUND A NEW LEADER. AND THAT LEADER IS TRUNKS FROM DBZ.

TRUNKS; I'LL BE YOUR NEW LEADER.

SAILORMOON; WOW!!! WHAT A HUNK!!! *,*

ZEL; OH PLEASE. ~,~

ASH; NOW WE CAN PLAY PAINTBALL.

FAST VOICE; YEAH MAN, I'LL BE YO DANG O' REFEREE.

URANUS; BOOMHOWER?

BOOMHOWER; YEAH, YA'LL KNOW FROM KING O' HILL? THAT DANG O' SHOW I'M ON?

LINK; WHAT DID HE SAY?

CHICHIRI; I DON'T KNOW. HE TALKS TOO FAST.

URANUS; HE SAID HE'S GONNA BE OUR REFEREE.

YU-GI-OH;(TO CHICHIRI) BE READY.

THE NEXT DAY, THE BERUDE TEAM, THE RAPHA TEAM, AND BOOMHOWER ARE AT THE PAINTBALL CORUSE.

BOOMHOWER; IF YO DANG O' BEEPER GOES OFF, YA'LL DEAD.

SQUAL; THERE CAN'T BE KILLING HERE.

ASH; NO, HE MEANS YOUR OUT.

SAILORMOON;(TO HERSELF) WHAT A DUMMY.

BOOMHOWER; NOW KILL!!

EVERYONE WAS RUNNING LIKE CRAZY. ZEL & LINK WERE HIT BY YU-GI-OH AND ASH. SAILORMOON HITTED URANUS AND CHICHIRI. YU-GI-OH AND KUZCO HID IN A BUSH.

KUZCO;(LOOKING AT HIS ROBE) I HOPE THIS PAINT COMES OFF.

YU-GI-OH; IT DOES, TRUSH ME. (GOT HIT BY CHICHIRI) I'LL HANDLE HIM YOU GO ON!!!

KUZCO; OK YUG.

KUZCO BUMPED INTO SAILORMOON.

SAILORMOON; SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS.

KUZCO; THAT'S OK MOON-FACE.(GOT HIT BY PINK PAINT AND SEES LINK RUNNIG) YOU'RE DEAD KOKIRI!!

ASH TRIES TO HIDE FROM ZEL, BUT ZEL HITS BLUE PAINT AT HIM.

ASH; THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

ZEL; THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KICKING SAND IN MY FACE.

TRUNKS HITS HIM.

ASH; THANKS TRUNKS.

TRUNKS; ANYTIME KID.

ZEL; OH NO, IT'S A ALL DAY TICKET.

TRUNKS; NO, THIS IS.

HE HITS ZEL AGAIN.

SQUAL HITS YU-GI-OH WITH GOLD PAINT.

YU-GI-OH; THAT'S A SMART MOVE.

SQUAL; THANKS.

YU-GI-OH; BUT, I CAN BEAT THAT.

HITS SQUAL WITH PAINT.

URANUS TRIES TO HIDE BUT, SHE GETS HIT BY ASH.

ASH; HA HA, YOU'RE BUTTED IN.

URANUS; I CAN'T DO BETTER.

HITS HIM.

KUZCO KEEPS BUMPING INTO SAILORMOON.

KUZCO;(TO HIMSELF) IT'S HARD BEING EMEPORER.

SAILORMOON;(TO HERSELF) I'M SICK OF BUMPING INTO HIM. BUT, HE'S KINDA CUTE.

SQUAL IS CHASING TRUNKS. YU-GI-OH AND ASH ARE CHASING LINK & CHICHIRI. THEY PLAYED FOR 2 HOURS. BOOMHOWER HAS TO BREAK IT UP.

BOOMHOWER; GAME OVER YA'LL THE DANG O' WINNRS, EVERYBODY. NOW MAKE-UP YA'LL.

URANUS; YEAH, HE'S RIGHT.

CHICHIRI; I SAY WE ALL JUST BECOME FRIENDS. WE ALL ARE HEROS RIGHT?

YU-GI-OH; YES CHICHIRI, FIGHTING ISN'T SOLVING ANYTHING FOR US.

KUZCO; PARTY ANYONE?

ALL; YEAH!!!!

SAILORMOON; YOU WERE GREAT ALWAYS BUMPING INTO ME.(KISSES KUZCO) AND A CUTE KING TOO.

KUZCO;(FEELING THE KISS MARK ON HIS CHEEK AND EMBRARSSED) PLEASE, FORGET KISSING THE EMPORER.

SQUAL; KUZCO & MOON-FACE, SITTING IN A TREE.

KUZCO;(YELLING) I'LL HAVE YOU BEHEADED!!!!!!!

TRUNKS; THAT'LL BE ENOUGH.

LINK; PLEASE, DON'T KISS HIM AGAIN SAILORMOON.

SAILORMOON; WHY SO?

LINK; TWO THINGS, YOU GOT THE MONKEY-SUIT GUY WITH A MASK, AND THAT KISS KINDA REMINDS ME OF PRINCESS RUTO, MY OLD ZORA GIRLFRIEND.

ASH; I WANNA PARTY!!! I CAN'T ALL NIGHT!!

ZEL; YEAH, THE KID'S RIGHT.

CHICHIRI; AY AY, MOMBO MAN.

SQUAL; PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!!!!

TRUNKS; I'M HUNGRY.

SQUAL; HA, ME TOO.

BOOMHOWER; THE END YA'LL.

THE END